"what is this white stuff floating in the air?"

" i dont want to make toys i want to be a dentist"

"the grinch is on and rudolph. gee, which should I watch? "

"we are supposed to get 4 inches of rain by tommorrow night so maybe that will wash it off"

"my car is covered in bird poop. the birds must have been using it for target practice."

"what side dishes would you like to have with the turkey?"

"i dont want you to buy me something for christmas. i would be happy just to have a visit from you"

"tom is so excited you are coming to visit"

"only a stupid person would go to a store and throw trash away before going in and after throwing the trash away realize it was a mailbox not a trash can"

"I am leaving friday for a weekend in Nauvoo. I just want to sit on top of the hill, eat fudge, and watch the river flow..."

"Well I'm gonna try to see if I can grow the plants but I'm not a garden person."

" I have a baby food jar of homemade salsa I got from church tonight. WOuld you be interested in having it? oh and 2 tomato plants"

" Is he a boy or a man?"

"How much are Zumba classes at medfit? I need to work on my fatness, I feel like a cow."

"Aww look at the kitten"

"You are just silly."

"Your sister is having issues"

"Have you ever tried to cook instant pudding? Dosent turn out so good, I guess I should read the box."

"Really want to get rid of the junk meister and get purple pansie."

"Yeah we had one in Florida. My heart bleeds for one."

"Noisy brakes still messed up too. Junk car."

"This made me think of you."

"This girl on American Idol butchered Fleetwood Mac last night. It hurt my ears."

"Is it just my imagination or is the government taking away our freedom but it is done in a way we don't realize it."

"Foggy"

"I forgot and left my purse at home, would probably left my brain as well if it wasnt attached"

"If you want to come out we can play yahtzee and eat cookies"

"Be careful if you go anywhere. I only ran off the road 1 time. Hit a drift."

"How are you today? Heard more stupid snow is coming."

"Stupid me, I forgot I had a job scheduled for tomorrow."

"Brother put dad's truck in a ditch and had to have it pulled out. stupid being careless. So dad lets him get it right back in it tonight."

"What did they do to facebook? I'm confused."

"Just had a disagreement with the stairs. Dad wondered what happend after the sonic boom."

"Brand new outdoor toilet, equiped with one of a kind seat."

"Louisiana Saturday Night"

"Isn't it pretty ?"

"It's snowing."

" I do not want to take you sledding at Glen Miller Park."

"It looks as if the clouds are getting thicker."

"Well, I kinda of thought so but it could be a figment of my imagination."

"That dumb groundhog. We are supposed to have a snowstorm Friday."

"I think I like my car again but I'm not sure"

As the blog title decribes, all posts are texts from my mother. Thank you for being the inspiration for this blog Mom.

Monique